HI,
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam Eden warden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
35 - 200 kg.
Size: Though available in various shapes and sizes,
the standard isotope is given 36-26-36
characteristics Occurrence: Copious quantities in all
urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used
6. Sweeter under certain conditions
7. Found in various states, ranging from metals to
common ore
8. Ductile if molded properly
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range
of precious
stones and absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
and for no known
reason
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by saturation
in alcohol
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to
man
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
AVAILABILITY:
1. Available in wide different forms and varieties
2. Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be
maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come
into direct contact with each other
!! WARNING !!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE
SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE
CAUTIOUS.
NOTE: New properties are still being discovered.
Please wait for
updates. If you have found some properties
not listed above, please
suggest.