Hi,
Got a ncie forward.cant quit laughing after reading this one.I hope u too...
The Story:
Once a young man was wandering lost in a village when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an old oriental man with a long grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the old oriental man replied, "but, on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you, the three worst Chinese tortures known to mankind."
"Ok" said the traveller, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well. Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went upstairs to his bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and sneaked into her bedroom for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
When he woke up, he felt a great pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock sitting on his chest. Attached to the rock was a note thatread:
"Chinese Torture #1: Large Rock on Chest."
"Well that's pretty lame," the man thought. "If that's the best the old man can do, then I don't have much to worry about." He took the rock from his chest and walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did, he noticed a second note attached to the window:
"Chinese torture #2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic, he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting close to taut! Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground, he saw a large sign on the ground that read:
"Chinese Torture #3: Right testicle tied to bed post!"
c ya later...