Folks, Do share ur comments regarding this... COMMANDMENT 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100grand! COMMANDMENT 4 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man...

HI, once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he'd sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race,emerging as...