hi all, i came across this joke somtime,somewhere ago.after reading i cant quit laughing for few minutes.hope u guys will enjoy it. HUSBAND TO WIFE: Honey,why cant u learn to cook urself so that there is no need for the cook anymore. WIFE TO HUSBAND: Honey ,why cant u learn to fuck me properly so that there is no need for the watchman,driver,gardener.

HI, Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Eden warden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg. Size: Though available in various shapes and sizes, the standard isotope is given 36-26-36 characteristics Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film 2. Boils at room Temperature 3. ...

Hi, Got a ncie forward.cant quit laughing after reading this one.I hope u too... The Story: Once a young man was wandering lost in a village when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an old oriental man with a long grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the old oriental man replied, "but, on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you, the three worst Chinese tortures kno...

All, Enjoy... **Confusion confuses and creates confusion to further the confusion** .... read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott... "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's my name." "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?" "No, this is Knott." "Please tell me your name." "Will K...

hi all, i came across this joke somtime,somewhere ago.after reading i cant quit laughing for few minutes.hope u guys will enjoy it. HUSBAND TO WIFE: Honey,why cant u learn to cook urself so that there is no need for the cook anymore. WIFE TO HUSBAND: Honey ,why cant u learn to fuck me properly so that there is no need for the watchman,driver,gardener.

HI, Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Eden warden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg. Size: Though available in various shapes and sizes, the standard isotope is given 36-26-36 characteristics Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film 2. Boils at room Temperature 3. ...

Hi, Got a ncie forward.cant quit laughing after reading this one.I hope u too... The Story: Once a young man was wandering lost in a village when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an old oriental man with a long grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the old oriental man replied, "but, on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you, the three worst Chinese tortures kno...

All, Enjoy... **Confusion confuses and creates confusion to further the confusion** .... read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott... "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's my name." "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?" "No, this is Knott." "Please tell me your name." "Will K...